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What happened to Gael Clichy?

No Comments 09 February 2010

Arsene Wenger may have seen natural talent in the prodigious young left back, but Gael Clichy should start proving his worth or else the Gunners faithful will turn on him like they turned on Emmanuel Adebayor.

Losses to both Manchester United and Chelsea in successive matches has the citizens of Islington panicking about Arsenal’s title chances. Several weeks ago Wenger’s boys looked title bound, leading the league table from two promising displays versus Bolton. Today Arsenal’s title hopes hang by a thread; the tail end of a rope which has placed Chelsea and Manchester United in a class of their own at the top of the table for the past three seasons.

A large portion of the blame falls on the injuries, man marking, and an offense that lacks height. But the stand out weak link of the squad has been Clichy.

The former Cannes defender was assigned the duty of defending Nani in the United match on the 31st of January. Nani turned Clichy inside out, which led to the young Portuguese winger’s immensely significant goal. One week later Clichy found himself in a similar position, getting schooled by Drogba’s fancy footwork on a counterattack. Clichy, dumbfounded, should have been taking notes as the Ivorian smashed in the second goal. Pending fans take a closer look at recent defensive openings, Clichy might want to invest in a benchwarmer.

Overall the 24 year-old has played Wenger’s game: possession play. Arsenal have played brilliantly as Wenger has reiterated, yet Carlo Ancelotti and Michael Ballack overrule the Frenchman’s philosophies with practicality. “[Wenger] always says things like this when he loses to find an excuse but football is not possession of the ball and playing a nice pass, football is about winning games and that is what Manchester United showed when they played them and what we did.” Ballack commented after claiming a 2-0 victory at Stamford Bridge.

Now that fans and neutrals alike agree Arsenal are out of contingency for the title, the blame is falling on Arsenal’s playing style. A gunner has not been red carded in over a year, and there recent performances prove that possesion and beautiful passing does not win football matches, scoring does.


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Clichy’s role has been strong where the critics are harshest. He plays the ball up and down his flank well, completing far more passes than Evra in the United match, and hardly missing a target in his passing play. Clichy completed twice as many passes in the 2-0 loss to Chelsea, tallying a total of 50, in comparison to a mere 26 in Arsenal’s last victory over Chelsea in 2008. If pundits choose to criticize Arsenal’s style of play, he cannot be at fault for this mid season massacre.


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However, if critics were to accept Arsenal’s style and find the one weak link that caused the chain to snap-Clichy is a likely candidate. The player who Allows Nani and Drogba to flick a ball past you (while not uncommon due to Nani and Drogba’s world class talent) is the player who fails to meet defensive standards of a squad that are trained to disallow there opponents time and space.

The French full back should, at the very least null any attack from the right forward or right winger, let alone press forward for his own teams attack. But Clichy fails to do both, allowing Chelsea and Manchester United forwards to trample him and failing to complete any crosses from a wide position. With no Bendtner, Eduardo, or Van Persie to head home his crosses, Clichy’s role in the squad seems impotent.

If the Professor is still building a young team that needs time to mature, he may want to choose a left back that has the potential to intercept top class opponents rather than Clichy, who used to appear to have the potential. Understudy of London’s best left back for the past 5 years, Clichy took over Cole’s abandoned role with much promise, youthful enthusiasm, and without a stitch of greed (something his mentor could not downturn).

A very long sideline spell may have done the worst to Clichy, who now plays as if he is any other 24 year old defender. He follows the managers tactics but does nothing more.

It’s not every day a manager gets to hand pick his squad from all of Europe’s young talent pool, unless of course you are Arsene Wenger. Just as he sat down with Clichy’s parents in Toulouse, the Professor will need to sit down with another set of cautious parents and convince them that their son will be the next great Arsenal star.

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Blogging Has Sucked For Me

No Comments 14 November 2009

I’ve never been able to get into the blogging thing. But I’ve been trying for MONTHS. I guess that isn’t that long…but now I realize that the entire time I was creating different blogs I was focusing on the wrong aspects.

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Confessions of a Barista

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Confessions of a Barista

No Comments 14 November 2009

I spent the past few days pondering whether I am experienced enough to write about a job at Starbucks. Let’s face it, I’ve been there a week; I don’t even know how to make a salted caramel signature hot chocolate. Perhaps  what is more

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Blubbericious

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Blubbericious

1 Comment 14 November 2009

Well it’s old news now, but for one last time I’m telling this story-and this is it, I’m never telling it again after today. If anyone asks me what happened I will reference them to this website.Here goes, one last time:

June 15. It was a dark and stormy night in northern New Jersey and

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Life changing events of 2008

No Comments 14 November 2009

19. Won a FIFA Championship

18. Watched the Dark Knight 10 Times

17. Watching Michael Phelps dominate while the Tibetan’s protested in the Boston Common

16. Laughed at Pirates Making a Comeback

15. Questioned Google’s Power in this World

14. Took an Eric Gordon course

13. Lost Money in the Economic Meltdown

12. Watched every minute of the Euro Tournament

11. Cheered during the Patriots Epic Defeat

10. Bought an iPhone

9. Signed up for World of Warcraft

I’ve made some poor decisions in my life, but by far one of the worst was signing up for World of Warcraft. When I am a parent, I’m going to spend equal times lecturing against WoW as I am against cigarettes, because they are virtually the same: addictive and relaxing.

8. Changed my Diet

7. Stood still while the Earth Shook

6. Signed up for Twitter

5.Witnessed the Presidential Election and the Ron Paul R3volution

4. Sold My Car

3. Finished first year of college

2. Rented my first apartment

1. Said Goodbye to George Carlin

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The Kidney Stone

No Comments 14 November 2009

Sweet potatoes. Spinach. Black Indian tea. Peanuts. Beets. Wheat germ. These are some of the healthiest foods around. Loaded with vitamin C, protein, beta carotine, antioxidants, and fiber-these foods can provide a person with most of the key components to a healthy diet.

“This is perfect!” I said seven months ago when I was starting my diet. I’ll cut out the crappy foods and eat things like these.

I stayed true to my word-developed a love for healthy eating. Every day I would have wheat germ filled Shredded Wheat n Bran for breakfast,  spinach on my turkey sandwich,  and I would treat myself after class with some peanut butter.

Several times a week I would drink tea instead of coffee. Sounds like a smart choice right? I chose my favorite, Prince of Wales, a Black Indian Tea. Next my dinners evolved from regular potatoes and corn with my steak, to sweet potatoes and beets with my steak, can’t be more healthier than that!

Of course, with my luck, 6 of the 14 foods I based my diet around, have something called Oxalates in them.

Oxalate’s are small crystals that cause calcium build up in your urine, which can cause Kidney stones.

What can I say I have a knack for being unlucky.

Written by a man who drinks 12 glasses of water a day.


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    After finishing Matt taibbi’s great derangement, I feel so validated about my attitude toward politics. 

    There are certain beliefs I have about politics that people easily dismiss because they come off nihilistic, overly negative, and well, easy to dismiss. I have, since 2008, believed:

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  • Here I have a confession to make. It’s not something that’s easy to explain, but here goes. After two days of nearly constant religious instruction, songs, worship, and praise— two days that for me meant an unending regimen of forced and fake responses— a funny thing started to happen to my head. There is a transformational quality in these external demonstrations of faith and belief. The more you shout out praising the Lord, singing along to those awful acoustic tunes, telling people how blessed you feel, and so on, the more a sort of mechanical Christian skin starts to grow all over your real self. Even if you’re a degenerate Rolling Stone reporter inwardly chuckling and busting on the whole scene-even if you’re intellectually enraged by the ignorance and arrogant prejudice flowing from the mouth of a terminal ambition case like Phil Fortenberry— outwardly you’re swaying to the gospel and singing and praising and acting the part, and those outward ministrations assume a kind of sincerity in themselves. And at the same time, that “inner you” begins to get tired of the whole spectacle and sometimes forgets to protest—in my case checking out into baseball reveries and other daydreams while the outer me did the “work” of singing and praising. At any given moment, which one is the real you?
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